How to Catfish Girls and Sleep With Them

They said that you need to spend mad ass monayyyyy to get those professional photos. They said you needed to buy an expensive ass DSLR camera with your life savings. They said you needed to have the perfect pictures on Tinder to game the girl of your dreams.

What if I told you that you could get with the hottest girls online without spending a dime? You wouldn’t even have to snap a picture.

Well now you can! Introducing- Floundering, the new way to catfish girls and get laid!

You may still be doing some fishy evil business but guess what! You’re still a delicious fish. And sex kittens don’t give a fuck- they like catnip and fish! (sex, drugs, and rock and roll!)

Here’s How To Flounder:
1.) Go to one of those “which celebrity do I look like?” generators they used to have for myspace (can you believe they still up)

2.) Upload your pic into it and then
A.) Find either a b list celebrity you look like that ain’t nobody heard of or
B.) find an A list celebrity you look like, then google “A List Celeb Name’s Look a Like”

3.) Once you find the appropriate person and locate great looking photos of them, take their photos off and download to your phone/ computer

4.) Crop each photo in some way- put writing on it, or fuck with the exposure. Do this to all the photos. (You’re gonna have people who want to reverse search the image- you look too sexy to be real! But too bad bitch, because you are)! If you have any tattoos or piercings, you can photoshop them in with super cheap software. Or pay a sketchy friend. If they are small tattoos- ie. I have one that is exposed when I wear a shirt girls usually won’t notice. Usually this fucks with the reverse image systems and it won’t track the original photo. TADA! Now you have some new Tinder professional photos for free! Yay, more free shit – nostalgia for all us former welfare receivers!

5.) Start swiping and look! Waves of hot bitches coming into your phone!

6.) Game as usual.

7.) Get the girls onto your phone or Snapchat. Send them a video/ photo to verify you’re real right away. Snapchat works best because they can usually see the pic for 5 seconds or so and even if its a short peek, they won’t have the solid pic to compare exactly to the ones on your online dating profile. (However I have also sent pics via kik and phone where they got to keep the image and there doesn’t seem to be too much difference. Best to get kinda dressed up for those though.) Once they know you’re real, continue gaming as usual.

8.) Fuck some dimes

This experiment literally blew my mind.
The quality of the women I got with improved 20% more.
100% of the girls I talked to believed I was the b list celebrity.
I was able to verify myself as the celebrity’s photos on sites like Tinder and Bumble in order to gain more exposure to hotter women

Even if your account gets reported, you can just go find another doppelgänger! Rinse and repeat until you’ve decided to stop being lazy and earn for those real professional photos! But for some of us with chronic laziness, that will be never!! :3

THIS METHOD CAN ALSO HELP YOU WITH SCORING INTERVIEWS ON LINKED IN, GETTING YOUR BRAND NAME OUT THERE, or anything where more “professional” and “stunning” photos of you can get you in the door!

DOUBLE EDGED SWORD: The more you mix and match (using different celebrities who look somewhat alike) the more difficult it will be for your profile to be reported. HOWEVER, the more obvious it may be for the woman you’ve gamed to tell that you aren’t real. Beware!

(NOTE: I have since stopped using this experiment a few months ago. But I lost some of the footage and needed to recover it! The next few videos posted will feature the girls from the experiment! Enjoy!!)

10 COMMENTS

  1. I don't think this the dark side of pickup. This is something that guys and women do quite often (from my straight experience, more women than men). I really don't believe there's a dark side to pickup, the only I would consider is SS, because using NLP patterns, trance words, framing, etc is manipulating a person's mind/feelings. Too bad I've never got far in my SS studies.

  2. Maybe after you read my first comment you'Il say aghhh another lesbian hater! Look I don't hate gay people I just hate what they do and also I'm religious which means I don't believe in gay people I believe all people are straight it's depends on the environment and social conditioning that your in.also I'm gonna be honest when I see twho females kissing I get upset it's threatening but I don't care anymore! I'm trying to tough up my heart A Real man wouldnt let something like this upset him never.

  3. In my opinion there are 3 kinds of lesbians 1:the butch lesbian (the masculine women )who are the real lesbians. 2:the bi lesbians who exprement with other women and 3:the attention lesbians who kiss each other and do other sexual stuff for the sake of attention.I think your main focus and most of the girls you pick up is the 2nd kind of lesbians those who experiment I think those girls are just in a faze in their life just experimenting and having fun but eventually they well end up with a man even hardcore lesbians end up with a man who knows maybe even you in the future hhhhhhhhhh! I bet on my life that you wouldn't even think about picking up one of arash's girlfriends because you can't and also if arash dibazar wanted you to be his girlfriend and not a lesbian anymore he can easily do that.

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